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Stolen directly from Bron. For everyone who ever had to slog through a Chaucer course--you know you walked around with that voice in your head that whole school year. Here's a chance to live it again, only even funnier.

Geoffrey Chaucer Hath a Blog.
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more brilliance:

Top X Serches in Myn Networke
10. John Gowere swyving a donkey
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8. discounte ale
7. Kent
6. Macrobius for dummyes
5. howe to thinly veil acquaintences as fictional characteres
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    I had to memorize the first 18 lines of the Canterbury Tales: Prologue in high school. When will I ever need this, I thought at the time? What a waste of my valuable time!
    I cannot tell you what a crowd pleaser it is when someone mentions the Canterbury Tales in passing, and I start reciting! People are amazed! And so am I. I loved the Canterbury Tales!

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