you read it here!

You found the link here, anyway. (and I found it at The Stranger)

The Gatorade Bottle = Sexual organ = more than a coincidence. When it shows up at Snopes ("False. It is only a coincidence") We'll know it's time to look for the next big scandal.

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  1. Sam10:01 AM

    LOL! Not limited to gatorade...
    and brings to mind a really dirty joke about a thermos.
    Ahem.
    Anyhow.
    Any pics of the wisteria yet?

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  2. Anonymous11:12 AM

    Reminds me of a cute Filipino nurse at County USC who once showed me pix of her and her friends on vacation in Hawaii, drinking coconut milk-laced alcoholic drinks from huge, penis-shaped glasses. Talk about distracting.

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  3. Anonymous12:55 PM

    Yep, that's phallic!

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  4. Amelia Elias10:49 PM

    You know, after I read this, I went out and bought some Powerade. Mostly because I had to move 2 extremely heavy solid oak beds, by myself, in the 100 degree heat, but I'd be lying if I didn't giggle a little at the blue bottle.

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