my day
Shove winter coats into cardboard boxes
Do Laundry
Do Dishes
Find frozen chicken at bottom of freezer to defrost for dinner
Reinvent a modern civilization with mixed mythic overtones. (check copy of World Building for Dummies)
Wash the dog
Get defensive and insist you visit this fine spot [found via Andrew Tobias]
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speaking of invention, Beth... I'd promised to put it into the next book: yesterday I invented a mixed watermelon alcoholic drink that was vulva pink. I called it a coochiefruit. Today I've decided that's cheating-- so it's out.
Do Laundry
Do Dishes
Find frozen chicken at bottom of freezer to defrost for dinner
Reinvent a modern civilization with mixed mythic overtones. (check copy of World Building for Dummies)
Wash the dog
Get defensive and insist you visit this fine spot [found via Andrew Tobias]
* * * *
speaking of invention, Beth... I'd promised to put it into the next book: yesterday I invented a mixed watermelon alcoholic drink that was vulva pink. I called it a coochiefruit. Today I've decided that's cheating-- so it's out.
Not to mention I find it disturbing to think "Yummm...coochiefruit"
ReplyDeleteI think I just blew coochiefruit out my nose...
ReplyDeleteSomehow, I can picture this drink being a big hit around colleges.
ReplyDeleteOfficer--"Have you been drinking?"
Would-be smartass student--"Naw, ossifer, I's just been sucking coochiefruit!"
gigglegigglegiggle
heh
ReplyDeleteheh
heh
and
Hello GENUWHINE!
I'm trying but still can't manage sex with strawberries in the rioting. Not even chocolate dipped.