note to an author responding to a rotten review
If you can't be like Kim take these steps instead:
1. Write your response. Delete it. No, it doesn't matter that you think your response is funny. It will contain at least a seed of bitterness that makes you look like a goober.
2. Focus on one of Monica Jackson's Author Calming Visualizations. Hmmm. Can't see it at that link but there should be references to it all over the place. I chose to go outside my species for my visualizations. Here's my favorite: I call it "Messageboard/Blog Regulars Go Wild and Stampede Because of One Teeny-Tiny Stupid Remark by a Newbie Author."
3. Remember one of the basic author's truths as revealed by PBW: The words "Your constructive comments are truly appreciated" translate to Oh, blow me.
Kate, you post is right on.
ReplyDeleteAnd since this is such a HUMONGOUS public service I made sure that eight of my author calming visualization aids were up at the site. Feel free to label them for your own usage.
SB Candy loved the one I made for her!
heh. HUMONGOUS is the word, Monica. But truly those pictures provide a real public service if they help a single author save the shreds of her reputation. (Don't hit that reply button. Look at this and dream instead.)
ReplyDeleteBam! You're starting yet another blog, you snarkalubrious anonymous woman? < /hilarious joke >
repeat after me:
ReplyDeletereviews are just personal opinions
reviews are just personal opinions
reviews are just...
You get the drift?
I'll always treasure the author visualization aids Monica made for me.
ReplyDelete*runs off to cram more doughnuts down my gullet*
dude, I thought she made it because of you, not for you.
ReplyDeletehey where did that photoshopped Candy go?
Kate:
ReplyDeleteDanke sehr for stopping by my place. Es freut mich sehr.
Because, for...you wacky English-speakers and your tricky conjunctions. Pfah.
ReplyDeletebwahahahahaha, so I take it when you said you appreciated my crit that's what you were really thinking???? Hahahaha
ReplyDeleteLove ya!
Ari
YOW.
ReplyDelete[That eye-roll aimed at Ari really HURT.]