be afraid


by way of doug,
by way of erin,
mr. toast shows us the downfall of Western Civilization. Playboy women = Barbie but with even less crotch definition. I'd say "not work safe," but you tell me: what part of this picture applies?

Click on the picture. Make it larger. There is NOTHING DOWN THERE.

Comments

  1. Bronwyn Parry5:46 PM

    Umm... is she piddling?

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  2. Kate5:56 PM

    no, that's light on the chair.
    And BRON, she doesn't have what it takes to piddle. She's like a mayfly only without their reproductive organs.

    I love that word, btw. Piddle. Heh.

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  3. Monica Jackson5:58 PM

    We prefer nekkid men pictures! With genitals. Big ones. Cut.

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  4. Kate6:00 PM

    but this isn't for your enjoyment. This picture is posted as a Warning! They're after real coochies, Monica. The plan is to airbrush 'em out of existence.

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  5. Anonymous6:03 PM

    Not while I be around! Point me t'th' miscreants, Lass, an' I'll skewer those vaginal air-brush scuppers quicker than ye can say 'Is that velvet?'!

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  6. Anonymous6:06 PM

    Blast me blood an'garters, I forgot t'tell ye that anyone who loves 'Spongebob' is welcome on th'ship anytime (an' I won't let th'evil sea-monkeys out o'their cage)!

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  7. Monica Jackson8:03 PM

    But we real women have our own coochies to look at.

    Big. Cut. We don't mind piercings. We like them willing to suffer for us.

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  8. Kate Diamond12:11 AM

    Damn. I teach Civics, and recently my male students announced that we have "total gender equality now" and that "women aren't objectified any more than men."

    How I wish I could show this picture to my young 'uns without getting my ass fired... or scarring us all for life.

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  9. Amie Stuart10:25 AM

    STEP AWAY FROM THE PHOTOSHOP!

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  10. Anonymous5:45 PM

    Let me guess: Live Action Barbie!

    I'm with Monica. I already own what's been airbrushed out. Bring on the pictures of zee nekkid men.

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  11. Anonymous12:25 AM

    I'm with Amie: I desperately want to photoshop that image and, you know, put something there.

    Hmm.

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  12. Darla6:38 AM

    Hee! That's even worse than the old Sears underwear ads. :)

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