be afraid


by way of doug,
by way of erin,
mr. toast shows us the downfall of Western Civilization. Playboy women = Barbie but with even less crotch definition. I'd say "not work safe," but you tell me: what part of this picture applies?

Click on the picture. Make it larger. There is NOTHING DOWN THERE.

Comments

  1. Umm... is she piddling?

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  2. no, that's light on the chair.
    And BRON, she doesn't have what it takes to piddle. She's like a mayfly only without their reproductive organs.

    I love that word, btw. Piddle. Heh.

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  3. We prefer nekkid men pictures! With genitals. Big ones. Cut.

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  4. but this isn't for your enjoyment. This picture is posted as a Warning! They're after real coochies, Monica. The plan is to airbrush 'em out of existence.

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  5. Not while I be around! Point me t'th' miscreants, Lass, an' I'll skewer those vaginal air-brush scuppers quicker than ye can say 'Is that velvet?'!

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  6. Blast me blood an'garters, I forgot t'tell ye that anyone who loves 'Spongebob' is welcome on th'ship anytime (an' I won't let th'evil sea-monkeys out o'their cage)!

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  7. But we real women have our own coochies to look at.

    Big. Cut. We don't mind piercings. We like them willing to suffer for us.

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  8. Damn. I teach Civics, and recently my male students announced that we have "total gender equality now" and that "women aren't objectified any more than men."

    How I wish I could show this picture to my young 'uns without getting my ass fired... or scarring us all for life.

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  9. This is what happens when you wear crotch-less panties too many times in a row. Let that be a lesson, Miskate. Granny pants are the only safe choice.

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  10. Holy seamless crotch-shot, Batman!

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  11. STEP AWAY FROM THE PHOTOSHOP!

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  12. Let me guess: Live Action Barbie!

    I'm with Monica. I already own what's been airbrushed out. Bring on the pictures of zee nekkid men.

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  13. I am thoroughly freaked out now. That poor girl's gone and misplaced her hoo hoo! Yikes! (or her po po even!)

    Ack!

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  14. I'm with Amie: I desperately want to photoshop that image and, you know, put something there.

    Hmm.

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  15. Hee! That's even worse than the old Sears underwear ads. :)

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  16. OH DEAR, KATE! You mean we can have boobies, but no bushies?

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