stupid stupid stupid x stupid

"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."

Dell and I have never done well. We have a long history together. Really enough water under the bridge for me to have learned water is kinda wet... Or so you'd think

But see, at my kid's school they have this program with Dell and you get this discount. And you get some kinda on-campus service or something so I thought okay give them one more chance. Just one more. Different, sturdy model. It'll be okay this time! Thirty-third time's a charm, right?

So I bought the boy a Dell and, now, two months later. . .

Boy's on with technical support getting the address to send the sucker's hard-drive back. He treats it carefully, like a desk-top. Rarely taking it away from his desk-top in fact. No, they don't want to deal with him at his school, thanks anyway.

Stupid Flooking Dell.


  1. Did you get the allocation email?


  2. yes! I did. And may I suggest that we get points for children lisping?

  3. by all means. Share it with the group.

  4. Dell is another 4 letter word in my book. That is why I have a MAC and I have had hardware problems with the MAC but Apple has stood by it, on it, with it, by me, beside it, with me. AND held my hand when I poo-ed my pants.


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