My coworkers hear it all the time and are profoundly uninterested me: Okay, this isn't going to work. I have these characters drinking tea again. They need to do something else immediately. These words are chopped. Two hundred gone. And let's see, the confrontation is coming up soon. Any suggestions? also me: Oh. My. God. Why bother? No one reads your books. No one thinks they're anything more than adequate. You can't seem to change your style to fit what people want. You're old news. OLD. NEWS. Stale old voice. There's no point in writing yet another book that no one will wants-- me: How about if they finally talk instead of just hinting around? Yeah, and maybe that guy will say what's been on his mind since chapter two. also me: Jesus. So boring. Talk, talk, talk. You know that your-- me: How about if they-- also me: --you know your books are worthless because people want conflict and angst. They don't want to read another book wit...
Marge? Is that even your name?
ReplyDeletemy first name is Margaret(only sales people use it). The boy was going through a monty python routine "I don't like being called eddie baby" and I drew the line at Marge which, of course, is now my name.
ReplyDeleteHeh. that link has Czech subtitles.
Hey, I love your soundtrack!
ReplyDeleteOMG! That is the funniest skit. Loved it. I never watched Monty when he was popular because TV and I are not friends. Margaret, who would a thunk. I've decided to change my name to Wichita. Can't stand the real one any more. I think I'm going to do it legally too. Soon. Wichita Baby.
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