God Speaks Through Terry Jones

That's T. Jones the Pythoner. And yes, yes, yes, it's politics but it's British politics for a change...
God: I've lost faith in Blair.

A high-level leak has revealed that God is "furious" at Tony Blair's attempts to implicate him in the bombing of Iraq. Sources close to the archangel Gabriel report him as describing the Almighty as "hopping mad ... with sanctimonious yet unscrupulous politicians claiming He would condone their bestial activities when He has no way of going public Himself, owing to the MMW agreement" (a reference to the long-established Moving in Mysterious Ways concordat).

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Comments

  1. That's not politics, that's humor.

    Good stuff, Kate.

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  2. ROTFL!!! That's brilliant.

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  3. I want to marry Terry. As soon as America makes polygamy legal, I'm off to kidnap him and make him mine.

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  4. Merciful Zeus! That last line was hysterical...

    wiping down monitor now.

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  5. Now that was funny! Thanks, Kate.

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  6. that angel came to my house too

    but that wasn't the message he gave me...lol.....

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