I had briefly posted Bettie's cover, but you didn't stop by my blog in time. SO YOU MISSED THE TRUE COVER!
I removed it due to copyright infringement or surprise factor or something.
In its place, I'll load a random Harlequin Presents non-parody cover. And possibly get in even deeper trouble.
Here is a description of our upcoming book, shamelessly stolen from Meljean's website:
A category pastiche by Tumperkin, Carolyn Jean, Ann Aguirre, Carrie Lofty, Bettie Sharpe, Meljean Brook, Kate Rothwell and Lorelie! It’ll begin later this month , but here’s a first taste: the blurb!
He needed children for an advertising campaign. . .
All Cesar Machismo wants is to ensure the bambinos of the world experience the flavor explosion of his company’s newest baby-food, Thai Shrimp in Peanut Dressing. But when he goes to an orphanage looking for a new spokes-baby, he finds twins with eyes the color of pureed Cornish game hens. Mama Mia! He must take them home!
What he got was a ready-made family!
Content with her lot in life, Chastity Bliss slaves for her stepmother at the orphanage. This way she stays with her babies, though she can never acknowledge them. When Cesar adopts her twins, she follows as their nanny. What can she do? She has no choice, because though he doesn’t know it . . .
Cesar is their father!
For now, you'll have to take my word for it: Bettie Sharpe's cover rocks. The smirking Cesar, the cross-eyed babies. It can't be beaten with a stick. Speaking of which, Meljean's right, this cover is also perfect. God above, how I love Romance. How can anyone resist our genre?