My coworkers hear it all the time and are profoundly uninterested me: Okay, this isn't going to work. I have these characters drinking tea again. They need to do something else immediately. These words are chopped. Two hundred gone. And let's see, the confrontation is coming up soon. Any suggestions? also me: Oh. My. God. Why bother? No one reads your books. No one thinks they're anything more than adequate. You can't seem to change your style to fit what people want. You're old news. OLD. NEWS. Stale old voice. There's no point in writing yet another book that no one will wants-- me: How about if they finally talk instead of just hinting around? Yeah, and maybe that guy will say what's been on his mind since chapter two. also me: Jesus. So boring. Talk, talk, talk. You know that your-- me: How about if they-- also me: --you know your books are worthless because people want conflict and angst. They don't want to read another book wit...
That cover for the print antho is gorgeous! Congrats and many happy sales to ya.
ReplyDeleteGorgeous cover!!!
ReplyDeleteCongrats!!!
Sam
I'm really intrigued by the way you talk about Summer, Kate. Like she's not you. Do you actually have the real Summer Devon locked up in your garden shed?
ReplyDeleteIt is a nice cover.
Thanks Bonnie and Sam. I like Sammy's covers and I especially like the current trend in ebook covers. Thank the gods above that posers are over and done.
ReplyDeleteAnd Tumperkin, here's the truly sad part: I compete with Summer all the time and the bitch beats me.
Yay Summer! Nice cover. Love the dragon tattoo.
ReplyDeleteOk, Kate, close your eyes. Take deep breaths and say it with me: 'I am Summer and I deserve Summer's success; I am Summer and I deserve Summer's success'.
ReplyDeleteRepeat those words in between each breath. When I tell you to open your eyes you will wake up feeling peaceful and brimming over with creative energy.
Open your eyes.
Now get in the garden shed and finish writing that goddamn terrapin-soup-orgy-scene!