My coworkers hear it all the time and are profoundly uninterested me: Okay, this isn't going to work. I have these characters drinking tea again. They need to do something else immediately. These words are chopped. Two hundred gone. And let's see, the confrontation is coming up soon. Any suggestions? also me: Oh. My. God. Why bother? No one reads your books. No one thinks they're anything more than adequate. You can't seem to change your style to fit what people want. You're old news. OLD. NEWS. Stale old voice. There's no point in writing yet another book that no one will wants-- me: How about if they finally talk instead of just hinting around? Yeah, and maybe that guy will say what's been on his mind since chapter two. also me: Jesus. So boring. Talk, talk, talk. You know that your-- me: How about if they-- also me: --you know your books are worthless because people want conflict and angst. They don't want to read another book wit...
Don't make me tell you another inspy RL story. I'm a cripple, I got a million of 'em.
ReplyDeleteClearly my subliminal messages are working on you, Miskate.
ReplyDeleteAnd the smilies, even though everybody and their grandmother stole WTF.
It makes me ridiculously happy that you've been haunting my blog, Lynn. I do love RL stories but you hanging out makes me all mooshy enough.
ReplyDeleteAnd Shannon's been exercising bizarre powers over me for years and years.
sadly sappy, Kate
I can do mooshy. Occasionally. When my cast iron ego armor is out at the cleaners. :)
ReplyDeleteShannon's powers are myriad fathomless. She had me when she told that adorable skunk story. Remember the adorable skunk story?
There was supposed to be an and between myriad and fathomless. Bad Dragon. No cookie for you tonight.
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