is it naptime yet?
Whilst pleading with Linda to look at a story for me, I invoked the name of Sluggard, the God of laziness. To avoid work, I went googling for a real name for him, and, of course, the Greeks have a much classier personification. I've decided to elevate him? her? to god status.
me: He's AERGIA Idleness, Laziness, Do Nothing, Sloth (Latin Socordia, Ignavia)
Linda: I'd build a shrine to him, but you know, maybe later... Feeling kind of...lazy right now...
me: Good thing, too. It’s got to be an Affront to Aergia to make any effort or create anything in his name.
And thus the truth becomes sadly clear, my move to make Aergianian worship the real deal will never work.