yin and yang
Up and down. Back and forth. Valentine's Day and ________....
more fun and hi-jinks at RWA.
To the Board of Directors of the Romance Writers of America: It has been brought to our attention, by several of our romance authors, that your organization no longer considers Medallion Press, Inc. a legitimate publisher according to your guidelines. We were surprised we did not receive official notification directly, but instead discovered it was posted on several RWA internet loops. Accordingly, we request this letter be published in its entirety in the RWR Report so all members may understand the nature of the process that eliminated Medallion as an RWA approved publisher. We will also send copies of this letter to all our own RWA member authors. We are dismayed you declared Medallion Press no longer a legitimate publisher. In July of 2004 we met all of your qualifications without incident by showing sales of 5000+ copies of USA Today Bestselling author Nan Ryan's The Last Dance. Several months prior to Book Expo America 2005, we received a call from your office alerting us to
What if I don't like steak? Can I get an extra _________ . . .?
ReplyDeleteAnd why is Steak and _____ day just for guys? Not fair.
ReplyDeleteGuys already get some great holidays--like Superbowl Sunday (a.k.a. You Keep the Guacamole Bowl Filled While He Completely Ignores You Day), St Patrick's Day (a.k.a. You Promise Not to Get Too Mad When He Gets Sh*tfaced on Green Beer Day), and let us not forget, that mother of all guy holidays on which day random drunken women lift up their shirts for a handful of cheap plastic--Mardi Gras.
Frankly, I think we're owed a couple more holidays.
Valentine's Day and garbage pick up day.
ReplyDeleteBettie, I'm fine with Femme Steak and ______ day. I could spend hours giving ______. If I could have my way, my life would be nothing but _____, ______, with a little _______ to top things off.
ReplyDeleteI notice Kate is remaining strangely silent.
yup, because the conversation doesn't need me.
ReplyDeleteI'm having fun playing dirty mad libs with your latest post.