I can't stay away from the subject of Sarah Palin. I've been looking at the trashiest stories, too. Nothing to do with her stands on important issues (or if Alaska's proximity to Russia means she's got experience with foreign issues). Some of my conclusions from the wading into useless dreck: She's far better looking than she was when she did sportscasting. Say what you like about her, I think she's pretty. She's probably got the sort of charisma that gives me the willies. A lot of people who are considered inspiring make me want to escape their presence. A form of jealousy? A sense of inferiority? Maybe. Anyway, from the reports I've read, she's supposed to be the sort of person who makes you feel as if she's listening to you and cares about your opinion. She's got a room-filling presence. Eeearrrgh. All of that sounds just like what they said about Bill Clinton. I never particularly paid attention to the fact that Hillary is female--sure
It's hard out here for a pimp, ain't it?
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Okay, Selah, I owe you thanks. At long last I get the reason I'm rotten in pimping. I need to work on some image stuff ASAP. We're talking Pimp Disaster Zone:
ReplyDeleteI drive a silver Honda Civic (motto: we won't stop making these until everyone in suburbia owns one)
My only hat is a Bosnian knit cap.
My fanciest footwear is a pair of beat-up, second-hand timberland boots.
OBVIOUSLY
I need to work on the bad-ass issue, pronto. Where'd you get that hat and that attitude, anyway?
I nicked 'em from Caridad Ferrer.
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I believe you and I wonder if she has any spare Glamor and 'tude left.
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The Glamor I'ma not so sure about, although I'll bet there's a pimp hat or two wandering about. The 'tude I've been told I have in abundance. Over, even. *g*
ReplyDeleteFeel free to filch at will.