it's the grammar that got me

Scooter Libby's book is getting a lot of attention just now. There are some interesting pieces of it posted here and there and this is one bit all over the internet that has people screaming and racing for the hand sanitizer.

"At age ten the madam put the child in a cage with a bear trained to couple with young girls so the girls would be frigid and not fall in love with their patrons. They fed her through the bars and aroused the bear with a stick when it seemed to lose interest. "

Scooter--Let me give you some advice. I've been looking at erotica venues so I can tell you that most places won't take mss. that contain bestiality. Those publishers your ex-bosses love to hate? They won't be into this book, man. It's waaaaay too much for them. And worse than doing it with animals is the ten year old madam. No pedophilia, dude.

Make her eighteen and under-developed, okay?

How do you arouse a bear with a stick? I mean if it falls asleep yeah, it'll wake up if you poke it, but wouldn't that just be rousing it?

Comments

  1. Bonnie6:32 PM

    Kate!

    How much for Bosnian purses?

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  2. Kate6:42 PM

    they run about $12. I think a couple of the bigger ones are more. (There is no zipper or any way built in to close them, btw)

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  3. Douglas Hoffman1:41 AM

    Yikes, Kate. Is this what happens to your blog when I don't write about sex?

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  4. Kate8:19 AM

    Scooter "Cheney's Brain" LIBBY wrote it, not me. I was just giving the guy some advice.

    Does this count as mixing sex and politics?

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