Mother's Day Part Two, a gift

My list from boy2. A traditional gift... and one that makes me wish blogger let you have a "continued below the cut" option.


List of things less awesome than Mom:

  1. Hamsters
  2. Ninja Hamsters
  3. Ninja fireman hamsters
  4. Ninja fireman atomic mutant hamsters with laser eyes
  5. The Vikings
  6. Homework
  7. Hitler
  8. Spiders
  9. RADIOACTIVE spiders
  10. Spider man
  11. Spider woman ( and yes there is one look it up)
  12. (and she’s less awesome than you)
  13. Triskaidekaphobia
  14. The treadmill
  15. Heavy metal
  16. Umlauts
  17. The !Xu language
  18. Chuck Norris (maybe)
  19. Pencils
  20. Hamsters
  21. DAD (Shhh)
  22. By DAD we of course mean initials for the Danish rock band (look it up!)
  23. Laust Sonne, DAD drummer
  24. Cricket Sloat, Key handgrip
  25. IRON MAN
  26. DADADADADAA
  27. IRON MAN
  28. Super man
  29. Ant man (LOOK IT UP)
  30. Ace the wonder-dog who DOES EXIST HAHA
  31. Superwoman
  32. Wonder woman and her invisible PLANE
  33. THERE IS AN INVISIBLE PLANE HAHAHAHA
  34. Wikipedia even though it helped me prove the existence of the invisible plane.
  35. The invisible PLAN (no one can read it!)
  36. Frisbee
  37. Badminton
  38. Goodglove
  39. Salt-of-the-earthCardigan
  40. Hamsters
  41. Harry Potter
  42. Harry potter 2
  43. Harry Potter 3
  44. Harry Potter 4
  45. Harry Potter 5
  46. Harry Potter 6
  47. Harry Potter 7
  48. Harry Potter 8 (The truth is out there)
  49. STAR WARS
  50. STAR WARTS
  51. STAR TREK
  52. THE LAST STAR FIGHTER
  53. STAR SEARCH
  54. STAR STRIKER
  55. STARMAN
  56. AMERICA’S STARS
  57. American Gladiator
  58. American Idol
  59. American pie
  60. American dream
  61. Americone dream
  62. Stephen Colbert
  63. Ice cream in general
  64. Jon Stewart
  65. 65. Hamsters
  66. Flutes
  67. Fluyts
  68. Sloops
  69. Brigs
  70. Brigantines
  71. Man-o-wars
  72. Ship-o-the-line
  73. Yachts
  74. Paddleboats
  75. Houseboats
  76. Boats
  77. Kayaks
  78. Bicycles
  79. BICYCLES
  80. I want to ride my bicycle I want to ride my bike
  81. I want to ride my bicycle I want to ride it where I liiike
  82. Freddie Mercury
  83. Murder in the night
  84. Murder in the day
  85. Homicide
  86. Suicide
  87. Fratricide
  88. Pesticide
  89. Avicide
  90. Genocide
  91. Hamsters
  92. Gendercide
  93. Khalidicide (look it up)
  94. Linguicide (The killing of a language)
  95. Prolicide
  96. Policide
  97. Patricide
  98. Regicide
  99. Xenocide
  100. Vespacide
  101. Vivicide
  102. Terracide
  103. Senicide
  104. SPERMICIDE
  105. Pseudocide
  106. Microbicide
  107. Mariticide
  108. The list of suffix –cide words on Wikipedia (thank you, Wikipedia)
  109. The fact that Microsoft office 2007 capitalizes Wikipedia automatically
  110. Though that is awesome
  111. Triple digits
  112. Voltron, defender of the universe
  113. The JLA (Justice league of America)
  114. The 501st stormtroopers (a group of public servicemen who do good deeds dressed in stormtrooper armor)
  115. You think I’m kidding, don’t you?
  116. http://www.501st.com/
  117. Endings
  118. Final chapters
  119. Final words
  120. Epitaphs
  121. The End by Lemony Snicket
  122. You thought this was over, didn’t you?
  123. Bacon
  124. Piggies
  125. Darth MAUL
  126. Hamsters
  127. Sausage
  128. Frankfurters
  129. Bratwurst
  130. Liverwurst
  131. Wurstwurst
  132. Wildcats
  133. Housecats
  134. Tabby cats
  135. Black cats
  136. Vats
  137. Mats
  138. Flats
  139. Hamsters
  140. Nachos
  141. School
  142. Mussolini
  143. The wii
  144. My wee
  145. Luke SKYWALKER
  146. And his dick dad
  147. Headphones
  148. Head cheese
  149. The actual ending
  150. PSYCH
  151. This is the REAL ending

    updated: Want more? No one but a mother would, but here: I found this list from three years ago ... a joint effort from boys 1 & 2.

Comments

  1. Anonymous1:33 PM

    heh, isn't it funny that on the list from 3 years ago - #358 was... Hyperlinks.

    Happy Mother's Day to the best mom I know.

    xxoo

    ReplyDelete
  2. Selah March4:38 PM

    Yeah, this list made me cry. How hormonal am I??

    ReplyDelete
  3. Carolyn Crane6:23 PM

    This is the cutest thing ever to get for mother's day.

    ReplyDelete

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