wanted: outside influence
I like working alone with the dogs. They're good company and they don't interrupt--well, not with words anyway. Working alone is blissful.
But now I need a kick in the pants because I'm faltering. I spent too much time yesterday playing with a dailykos post I wrote and today the weather is too nice.
I emailed my agent hoping she'd have some influence. Nope.
So I think I need to hire a boss. Someone who'll glare at me and at her watch when I spend too much time puttering in the kitchen. My boss will say things like "that's good, but I think you can do better/do a little more/take it more seriously." He'll have a lot of energy and expect me to keep up with his time-table. Heck, just having a time-table would be nice.
Oh, and she'll hire a custodian to take care of the place.
But now I need a kick in the pants because I'm faltering. I spent too much time yesterday playing with a dailykos post I wrote and today the weather is too nice.
I emailed my agent hoping she'd have some influence. Nope.
So I think I need to hire a boss. Someone who'll glare at me and at her watch when I spend too much time puttering in the kitchen. My boss will say things like "that's good, but I think you can do better/do a little more/take it more seriously." He'll have a lot of energy and expect me to keep up with his time-table. Heck, just having a time-table would be nice.
Oh, and she'll hire a custodian to take care of the place.
C'mon bee-yatch. Romance, dammit! Go. Write! Whining is not sexy ;)
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You don't need a boss. You need a personal trainer.
ReplyDeleteAnd the lovely salome is right. Whining is so not sexy, and I depend upon you to be sexy.
Ohhhhhhhh, I could be your boss. I could. I'd love to be your boss. I would. Now get back to work and don't go blogging or emailing or talking to those kids or walk any dogs ... until you finish that %$^&*#!! chapter you've been putting off. And if you don't listen to me, I'll remind you of some embarassing moment. Ha! I knew that would get you typing!
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