Uncle Andrew?
You love them, they're yours. They'll be on the next plane to Santa Cruz, so help me.
Gawd.
Gawd.
more fun and hi-jinks at RWA.
To the Board of Directors of the Romance Writers of America: It has been brought to our attention, by several of our romance authors, that your organization no longer considers Medallion Press, Inc. a legitimate publisher according to your guidelines. We were surprised we did not receive official notification directly, but instead discovered it was posted on several RWA internet loops. Accordingly, we request this letter be published in its entirety in the RWR Report so all members may understand the nature of the process that eliminated Medallion as an RWA approved publisher. We will also send copies of this letter to all our own RWA member authors. We are dismayed you declared Medallion Press no longer a legitimate publisher. In July of 2004 we met all of your qualifications without incident by showing sales of 5000+ copies of USA Today Bestselling author Nan Ryan's The Last Dance. Several months prior to Book Expo America 2005, we received a call from your office alerting us to ...
she just kids, of course. She loves us SO MUCH!!!
ReplyDeleteYeah, but who's yer uncle, huh? Don't forget to pack a swimsuit and suntan lotion. It's tropical out here, you know. Oranges grow outside of every bedroom window. Summer vacation goes all year long. Every boy gets two computers, each one faster than the other one.
ReplyDeleteBTW - Are the numbers birthorder, size or value rank? Just askin'.
The numbers are by age, and also by quality. Ergo, Boy 1 is the best, and boy 2 is so unimportant, he doesn't even get capitalized. Capitolized. or whatever.
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