rodents
I measure brain activity by rodent power, and yes, I know rabbits aren't rodents but some other family, I think. But close enough, okay?
Gerbil brain--when your brain can't get off a subject and it runs on the wheel, thinking of nothing else.
Rabbit brain--when your brain hippetty-hops from subject to subject and you bounce around the house or the internet not finishing projects or check your email every few minutes.
Dormouse brain--see "Alice in Wonderland."
Today = bunny brain and I can't write two sentences in a row. I went outside to rake leaves, thought of a sentence! came back inside, found a chewed up mess the dog made, cleaned up the mess, forgot why I'd come inside, made more coffee, checked the email, remembered I needed to go find the Halloween decorations in the basement and why don't I do a load of laundry while I'm there......blah blah blah, hop hop hop.
What would be a useful and productive rodent? Maybe a hamster busy stuffing its cheeks and then hiding the loot? Yo.That'll be the kids tonight. I expect to find candy wrappers all over the house. Oh boy! and then will come the mouse droppings!
gnaw, hop, skitter, squeak.
Gerbil brain--when your brain can't get off a subject and it runs on the wheel, thinking of nothing else.
Rabbit brain--when your brain hippetty-hops from subject to subject and you bounce around the house or the internet not finishing projects or check your email every few minutes.
Dormouse brain--see "Alice in Wonderland."
Today = bunny brain and I can't write two sentences in a row. I went outside to rake leaves, thought of a sentence! came back inside, found a chewed up mess the dog made, cleaned up the mess, forgot why I'd come inside, made more coffee, checked the email, remembered I needed to go find the Halloween decorations in the basement and why don't I do a load of laundry while I'm there......blah blah blah, hop hop hop.
What would be a useful and productive rodent? Maybe a hamster busy stuffing its cheeks and then hiding the loot? Yo.That'll be the kids tonight. I expect to find candy wrappers all over the house. Oh boy! and then will come the mouse droppings!
gnaw, hop, skitter, squeak.
Definitely the lagomorph brain today.
ReplyDeleteI feel as if I need the Star Wars commander calling in my ear, "Stay on Target! Stay on Target!"
I love that t-shirt!
ReplyDeleteI've got gerbil brain today. Must get another topic soon, otherwise my head will explode.
Oh dear. I'm such a rabbit brain. I read somewhere you can hold exactly seven thoughts in your head - and when the eighth one pops in, one drops out.
ReplyDeleteWell, I know for a fact I can hold two thoughts. LOL.
Now what was I saying?
Oh, more coffee. Right.