First resolution: Keep it small this year.
You got any resolutions? I stopped trying for the "I always break them so why bother" and the obvious "if I always break them then I resolve to do their opposite [eg eat MORE sugar]" followed by the "I don't believe in them" routine. I say go with the flow. Hey, there's another one: in 2009, I will go with the flow.
I will buy a better dog brush.
I will drink more red wine, less white (Why? Ah, but why not?)
I will do a better job of looking for stains whilst doing the laundry and use Shout with a more liberal hand.
When out running, I won't jog in place while waiting for the light to change (it makes the dog nervous and sorta looks funny) Notice no resolution to actually go out running? Too grandiose
I will try to vary the quality and timbre my sneezes, although I suspect that sort of thing is genetic (seriously. Ever notice how people in a family all sneeze the same way? My 2 adopted sisters have genteel cute lil sneezes....and the rest of us don't).
I will buy a new shower curtain.
I won't read any 2008 retrospectives