Win a Copy of Taming Him!
Kylie inspired me, so she gets the first entry to this
FABULOUS CONTEST
I love the cover but I love snark just as much.
Tell me what those people on that cover are saying (with no reflection of actual content of book)
The best entrant wins his or her own copy of this great Ellora's Cave/Pocket anthology!
an example: "listen, you keep those spike heels outta my groin, honey, and I won't dislocate your kneecap with my super-strong fingers."
Kylie's entry: "You know,... a dab of clear polish will stop that run, baby."
Contest ends ummmmmmm Tuesday, January 9th, which I think is the official release day of the book (it's already available). You have to be 18 or older to enter. Enter in the comments below!
UPDATE: no limit to the number of entries per person. Since I don't have a warning on this site, better make it PG13.
Heh. So far I think we're safe. . . some are mighty hot but safe!
UPDATE TWO: I'm getting some great hot, not-really-snark answers as well, so I think I have to have two categories. Snarkalicious and just Delicious. If you want to designate your entry, go ahead. Otherwise the Wise and Powerful judges will decide where your entry belongs. So that's two winners, one book each! And if you don't want the anthology--or already own it--you can pick any Summer Devon ebook or Kate Rothwell print book you want.
LOVE the contest idea! Such fun -- without being rude ;D
ReplyDeleteHere's another:
"Ow, ah! Don't move... my diamond stud is caught in your garter"
Totally unrelated: I just sold a story to EC! Woop!!
Darling just a little higher please.
ReplyDeleteWoW great contest idea.
ReplyDelete"You think you're sexy with legs like that, You are but wait till we hit the bed I will show you what I got"
Hugssss
Linda.H.
I will a post a few :-) Hope it's ok.
ReplyDelete"You sure do smell sweet"
"Leep poking me in my thighs with those high heels of yours or I will be poking you back with something long and hard"
"Can't wait to get between those sexy legs of yours"
Happy New Years To You All :-)
Hugssss
Linda.H.
"I believe I have just been tamed."
ReplyDeleteWow if the content is as sexy as the cover, it should be a good read
ReplyDeleteMmmm baby your long sleek legs are sooo sexy. I want to show you my loooong hard sexy middle leg. Come on sugar lets go play.
ReplyDelete"You have strong shoulders. Pick me up and carry me to bed and make love to me all night."
ReplyDelete"If your hand gets any higher, my spiked heel will slip and stab you in the crotch."
ReplyDeleteI'm voting for crystal g's snark though. *g*
One's and Five's only please.
ReplyDeleteOr
Does this stocking make me look fat????
I enjoy this contest very much
Candy Stone
hotcandy39560@yahoo.com
"Are you trying to tell me those are "No Nonsense"? I don't think so!"
ReplyDeleteHon, I love your perfume...smells sooo goooddd...
ReplyDeleteShe says, "Lick me baby!"
ReplyDeleteHe says, "How about I start right here at this sweet spot?"
great idea here is my suggestion.
ReplyDeleteI promise I will be a good boy if you promise to wrap those georgeous legs around me.
Thank you, Santa
ReplyDeleteHum, you know babe, this feels a little rough, looks like you missed a spot.
ReplyDeleteHurry up and take that photo already. Her heel's pointier than a vampire's fang and she ain't as petite as she looks!
ReplyDeleteYes your celulite is showing but at least this pose takes the focus off your face!
ReplyDeleteor
No I think this pose hides the fact your a guy but will you stop poking me in the back with that thing!
she says:See anything you like?
ReplyDeletehe says:Legs like yours,honey are any man's best friend!
Him: "Hmm? What was that? Oh, sweetheart . . .Now throw the other leg over my right shoulder . . . good, good; now, SQUEEEEEZE and throw yourself backward . . . "
ReplyDeleteCRACK!
Him: "Thanks, sweetie. Those neck cramps are such a bitch. You were saying there's a little something I could do for you?"
But the best jokes are the simplest.
ReplyDeleteHer: Does this smell fresh to you?
I think he is saying something like, "I like the view better from down here" Would love to win a copy of the book. The cover is great!
ReplyDeleteOh - Doug's line is hilarious!!
ReplyDeleteHere's mine:
ReplyDelete"Ohhh, these are niiiice! Where did you get them? I've been looking for a great pair of fishnet stockings!"
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ReplyDeleteOoo, too fun! :D
ReplyDeleteHIM:
"Uhm, honey? When's the last time you shaved your legs?"
"Why the hell are you behind me? I can't do a damn thing with you back there."
"Oh my God. Please tell me that's a dildo poking the back of my neck..."
"It's amazing what they can do with prosthetics these days."
HER:
"All right, I'll be Frankenfurter this time. But it's you're turn to be Rocky."
"Can't...breathe...corset...too...friggin'...tight..."
"...and this is what having YOUR kids did to my legs."
Heheheh... Yeah, that's all I got. LOL
~~Becka
"Can't...breathe...corset...too...friggin'...tight..."
ReplyDeleteHA HA HA HA HA HA HA
huge breath
HA HA HA HA
Don't quite know why, but that one just killed me.
You should have shaved your legs before putting on those stockings...
ReplyDeleteHe said, "You know, our parents are waiting for us downstairs. They have been planning our wedding for months now."
ReplyDeleteShe said, "Yes, I know, but I just wanted to see you....you know how I hate weddings....still, I guess I should put the dress on with you here. You can help me with the buttons, please?.....Do you think my shoes look okay?"
He said, "Honey, if your shoes don't work for the dress, just go without....only we need to know what's under your dress...."
She lifted her foot on his leg. He touched her. Yes, he could feel her shoe on his muscle. The shoes were perfect. He smiled. Yes, time to get married. She was perfection itself. Growling low, he smelled her perfume. Her scent was absolute desire beating into his blood. Rubbing his cheek against her leg, he felt like causing the family to wait longer for the marriage, but time was short. It was time for a wedding. Life was good.
Damn, where's that fishy smell coming from?
ReplyDeleteHim: Er, normally knee exams are done in an entirely different position.
ReplyDeleteHer: oops! When you mentioned checking out my knee, I thought we were just going to "play" doctor.
She says, "Dessert's ready!"
ReplyDeleteHe says, "Is there a cherry on top?"
"Your knee is so soft, what do you use on it?"
She says, " You feel tense, want me to give you a massage."
Do you have to turn everything into a production number? It's just a lightbulb to replace!! A step ladder would be SO much easier!!
ReplyDeleteThis is a cute contest!!
ReplyDeleteMMMM Babe, I think it is time for candy!
It's sorta been done. Should have entered yesterday...
ReplyDelete"Gee, Your hair smells terrific!"
i like my thighs well roasted
ReplyDeleteHim - Your legs look very sexy and good enough to eat.
ReplyDeleteHer - My legs ain't the only thing that looks good enough to eat.
Him - Well I can't wait for them to finish taking our picture, I have other plans for you.
Her - Well Papi I can show you all that I have and more.
~Happy*New*Years*Everyone~
Hugssss
Linda.H.
I have no clever dialogue for this picture. I do however hear the song 'Sit On My Face (and tell me that you love me)' by Monty Python when I look at that picture (since I've been staring at it and trying to think up something clever LOL)
ReplyDeleteToo funny Contest!
ReplyDeleteHow about something like "Sweetie I think it's time you mosturized."
LMAO, these are all great.
ReplyDeleteMichelle
WOW, Honey!! This is a great black fishnet thigh high with a very unusual and beautiful lace top. A good size, not too small, not too large. This is a soft high-quality fishnet that will last a very long time. Not to mention the double silicone bands will help to keep your stockings secure without a garter belt. These are of a beautiful European quality, made in France, I do believe.
ReplyDeleteHmmmm....I wonder what these would look like on me.
ReplyDeleteDamn it, Charles--er, I mean Charlene--why can't you wear your own damn tights? The silk ones are MINE! Now what am I supposed to wear to the Shemale Heroes Revival tonight?
ReplyDeleteHmm... there's enough meat on this leg, but I dunno, it looks a little tough and stringy. Still, I *am* pretty hungry...
Is that a high heel in your lap or are you just happy to... oh, nevermind, it's a high heel in your lap.
You should maybe try to have that unsightly growth removed, man. Dressing your deformities in women's lingerie is just twisted.
Now if I turn my head just a little - ohhhh perrrrfect!!!!!!! I have found heaven!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat a great cover!! I LOVE it!!
Him: Strong thighs...I like that in a woman.
ReplyDeleteHoney, if you want new shoes, just tell me.
ReplyDeleteYou don't need to stab me with that toothpick.
Him: Hmmm, I wonder if your knees still have a taste of the strawberries that I spread this afternoon.
ReplyDeleteHere: You'll have to taste it to find out.
Manly Man: Are you standing on a box, dearest?
ReplyDeleteSlutty Thang: No my little Flamenco dancer, I have one extremely long leg surgically enhanced just for this occasion.
Manly Man: Sweeeet! Is this the short leg or the long leg?
Manly man is very pretty but not very smart.
Slutty Thang: Where’s your shirt, my little Flamenco dancer?
ReplyDeleteManly Man: The same place your panties are, dearest.
Slutty Thang: Y-y-y-our brother’s house?
Slutty Thang is very pretty but not very smart.
her: Honey are you sure you want to go to that poker game with your friends?
ReplyDeletehim: ummmmmm...... what game?
Him:
ReplyDelete"You know, I would have taken your word for it if you'd just told me the carpet matched the drapes."
Manly Man: Your knee. It’s so boney, dearest.
ReplyDeleteSlutty Thang. What, my little Flamenco dancer?
Manly Man: Boney.
Slutty Thang. Huh?
Manly Man: Bone-y. Bone. BONE!
Slutty Thang. Yes, I know. I can see that for myself, along with your little pair of castanets.
You do realize that this corset and those hose you're fondling cost me a mint. If you make them run you'll be paying extra!
ReplyDeleteGreat cover!
Rella
You better have clipped those nails of yours if you are fondling my expensive hose... one run... and you'll pay!
ReplyDeleteRella
hmm... why do I keep thinking about how expensive her clothing is... oh well.
Nice! Do they come in a 32 inseam?
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