When you get to know your editor you don't have to be as careful when you submit something to her.

Daer Editor

This is our book. A paritial of it, anyway! Ha! We love our book and because we have pets we think you should pubish it and also we knit. And we belong ot some many groups that you have herd of that will demonstrate we are cerious about our career.

If you do not publihs it we will go all over the internet and weep about how you crushed our dreams, you horrid beyotch.

Summmer Devon

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UPDATE: The editor said yes, she'd buy the book. Yay!


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