Okay, I'm convinced that within three months a book is going to hit the NYTimes best seller list.
It will be a diet book.
It will be all about eating the foods that discourage the bad bacteria and promote the good stuff.
It will be bigger than the South Beach Diet and Atkins combined.
I wanted to be the one to write it and rake in all the easy money -- I even have my own in-house microbiologist man to do the "research" or at least give it some credibility. But noooooooooooooooooo he has to get all science-y and ruin my great plan.
Research? Facts? Don't you want to own an island in the French West Indies, man? We could be the ones! We COULD MAKE IT BEEEG, dude.