new story time...need ideas?

Here, get a fish fish bowl, put a bunch of ideas in it. Pull them out for a story. Or, if you don't want to bother with pieces of paper, use the internet.

Some sites shown with the results from a push of a generator button. 

http://shortstoryideas.herb.me.uk/random.htm

Umbrella, vanity, run.

http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=storygen

This is a slice-of-life tale. The story is about a policeman who must work with a quiet clerk. It takes place in a galaxy-spanning imperium. Archaeology versus respecting native cultures plays a major role in this story.

 http://writers-den.pantomimepony.co.uk/writers-plot-ideas.php

  An unprofessional feminist and a prospector get together - after they witness a murder - to regain their reputation. Events are straightened out by a new witness.

that site has some fun things like "plot twist"

 The cleaner ruins the brother.

 http://rangen.co.uk/writing/plotgen.php  gives us some action adventure

Stuck enduring the daily grind, the main character's life is turned upside down when a stranger enters their life with an intriguing proposal that could cost them their money.

http://www.archetypewriting.com/muse/generators/plot.htm

 The story starts when your protagonist walks out on a partner. Another character is a marksman who is from the past.

Here are some more generators (Although some don't seem to work any more)