I liked Irrational Arousal but you got to admit it is a funky quirky story. Not everyone is going to go along with the world you built. I did and I'm glad.
Read the review and your comment back on SBTB today. Just wanted to say chin up (and don't eat ALL the cookies) and way to be classy about it. The reviews are funny as hell, but I'm well aware there's a human being taking the hits while everybody else is laughing. You're a good sport, all the best. Trish
Linked over from SBTB to drop a line and tell you that you ROCK. I cannot think of a funnier, classier way to respond to a negative review. Makes me want to buy a book of yours...and I'm not a romance reader! Plus, I see you're a Wodehouse fan. Also makes me want to pick up a book of yours.
I thought the premise of the book was really fresh and interesting and your good sportsmanship and sense of humor sold at least one book today.
A two star Amazon review on His American Detective: "Bodice ripper about gay men by a woman." and I'm longing to comment "don't you mean a waistcoat ripper?" God, no. Stop me. The reviews rarely rattle me any longer -- except when I spot a truth in a bad one. When that happens, I actually lose sleep. This means I still care about writing. Speaking of reviewers and writers: A couple of days ago, a writer said she was tired of getting white ladies writing reviews of her books. She had an excellent point in the long run: her stories are meant for a particular audience and she wants them to resonate with those people and get more reviews from them. But that first line was just....horribly obnoxious. I say this from my POV of course. Not a white lady who writes reviews -- but as a review grubber. Anyone who disses any reader (especially ones that give honest reviews) deserves to be cast into the pit of being ignored. ...
My coworkers hear it all the time and are profoundly uninterested me: Okay, this isn't going to work. I have these characters drinking tea again. They need to do something else immediately. These words are chopped. Two hundred gone. And let's see, the confrontation is coming up soon. Any suggestions? also me: Oh. My. God. Why bother? No one reads your books. No one thinks they're anything more than adequate. You can't seem to change your style to fit what people want. You're old news. OLD. NEWS. Stale old voice. There's no point in writing yet another book that no one will wants-- me: How about if they finally talk instead of just hinting around? Yeah, and maybe that guy will say what's been on his mind since chapter two. also me: Jesus. So boring. Talk, talk, talk. You know that your-- me: How about if they-- also me: --you know your books are worthless because people want conflict and angst. They don't want to read another book wit...
You are an excellent rioter. I'd go to one of your riots any time.
ReplyDeleteAlso you *are* a riot.
I liked Irrational Arousal but you got to admit it is a funky quirky story. Not everyone is going to go along with the world you built. I did and I'm glad.
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Pick up your signs, Elsewhere! Today's riot is all about healthcare. OHHHH that's right. You don't have to care about that any more, do you!
ReplyDeleteLisa, thanks! Glad you liked the story. I had a lot of fun writing it.
Read the review and your comment back on SBTB today. Just wanted to say chin up (and don't eat ALL the cookies) and way to be classy about it. The reviews are funny as hell, but I'm well aware there's a human being taking the hits while everybody else is laughing. You're a good sport, all the best.
ReplyDeleteTrish
Thanks, Trish.
ReplyDeleteIt means a lot to me that you took the time to come over and comment.
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ReplyDeleteLinked over from SBTB to drop a line and tell you that you ROCK. I cannot think of a funnier, classier way to respond to a negative review. Makes me want to buy a book of yours...and I'm not a romance reader! Plus, I see you're a Wodehouse fan. Also makes me want to pick up a book of yours.
I thought the premise of the book was really fresh and interesting and your good sportsmanship and sense of humor sold at least one book today.
Cheers,
Laurel
Laurel? You rock. Thanks.
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