Me: Lookit! Ha! This is my book's cover! Yay!
Husband: What's a bander?
Me: See that animal at the bottom? That's a bander, based on a frumious bandersnatch.
Husband: Oh. I thought it might be a book about a guy who bands birds.
Husband: you know. a guy who clamps a little ring around a bird's leg?
Me: Not that kind of bander.
Husband: A wild bird bander who needs to be tamed and--