my neighbors in the news and other fun stuff

If I were these robbery victims, I wouldn't have called the police either.
A couple blocks from here, some guys learn why neighborhood watch can be a pain in the butt.

Also, I am reminded why reading craigslist is fun. Not a savory entry. (entree?)

Comments

  1. Wylie Kinson11:29 PM

    ROTF!!!! Kate, where do you find this stuff?
    In a library for chrissakes... what has this world cum too? ;0

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  2. Corn Dog2:14 AM

    OMG! Too too funny. Flick it off into the Christian books! LOL

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  3. Anonymous3:48 AM

    I lurk and lurk, too embarrassed to comment due to the amount of time it's been since I last did, and it is a link to a masturbating-in-public story that causes me to break my silence. Well played Kate, well played.
    Hi! Have you ever done this? Gone a few weeks without commenting somewhere and then everything you try to write sounds lame and so you let weeks turn into months? I still like you!
    Now I'm worried you won't remember me.........but I'm going to post this comment anyways because masturbating in a library? Is the funniest thing ever :)
    cheryl b.

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