Happy Birthday Aimless Amelia Elias
Lady Amelia Elias
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see comments for explanation.




Left: sealand, next year's hot tourist spot. Above: its seal, which will henceforth be embroidered onto all of Lady Amelia's undergarments. Even the teeny thongs.

Comments

  1. I just wish I was photoshop smart enough to put a little picture of you waving to your subjects from the roof of your . . . estates? lands? fiefdom? domain?

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  2. Wait a sec.
    Are you really Lady Amelia? as in Lady First Name?
    Or are you Lady Last Name?

    We need some title experts in here, pronto. I wish Stephen were around.

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  3. Tsk, you Yanks. It's perfectly clear. Just take the title, add the two, carry the one, and hey presto, it's a peerage.

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  4. Anonymous8:44 PM

    well, it's obvious letters of patten issued to a particular female ( in this case youse)so its obviously Lady Amelia Elias of Sealand and therefore youse be Lady Amelia for short

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  5. Didn't Kathryn Falk become Lady Barrow when she more or less purchased her estate? If that's the case, wouldn't the Aimless One be Lady Pylon? OR Lady Sealand?

    regardless...hope the day has been a good one for our royal PITA *grin*

    mwwah

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  6. I think a lifetime peerage makes you Lady {surname}, like Baroness Thatcher--she's not Lady Margaret. You have to be born to the title of Lady {first name}.

    But then, Amelia's a peer of the realm of an oil rig, so I guess she can style herself how the hell she likes.

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